Sam Quote 7.16.2007

While Sam was on the pot last night, and Naomi was reading him a story:

Sam: "When I'm a big man, I'm going to read stories ..."

Mommy: "That's good, Sam."

Sam: "...to people when they poop."

Our Weblog's Birthday

It's today. In honor of our weblog's two year anniversary, here are two Sam quotes:

(while holding a crying Luke) "It's okay, it's okay. I know. I know. I know." then to mommy "Why do we talk to him?"

as he has just been told he will be disciplined, he implores Naomi with: "Give me grace and mercy."

Sam Quote from 6.21.2007

"I don't like it when Grandma [Laura Buehrle] calls you Matthew. It makes me very upset. 'Cause your name isn't 'Matthew,' it's 'Matt'."

Another gem from earlier in the week, when asked to say his full name:

"Samuel Josiah Matt Buehrle."

Sam Song Quote

Early last week, Naomi overheard Sam singing in the kitchen the following love song from this movie:

"Encarnacio-on. Encarnaci-oh-oh-OH-oh-on."

Sam Quote from 6.1.2007

[Sam was throwing a tantrum, because he didn't want to follow my instructions regarding ... who knows what ... it could have been anything. In response to my request that he do what I asked he screamed ...]

"NOOOOOOO! Indeed not!"

Sam Quote 5.26.2007

"I'm getting chubby drinking all this water" [where did you hear that word {chubby}] "In the Berenstein Bears book."

Sam Quote 5.17.2007

Feels a bit odd to put a semi-crude post after an important one, but here goes ...

[Sam after pooping in his potty looks down and says ...] "Oh, it looks like a snowman."

Sam Quotes 5.15.2007

[with finger in his nose] "I'm picking for gold."

[right before bed] "I don't need a kiss anymore. I'm a big boy."

Whisker Burn

"I think Mommy likes whisker burn. I think she does." - Samuel J. Buehrle