Friday, November 14, 2008
This is the most exciting news you'll read today. Even more exciting than if Barack Obama chooses Hillary Rodham Clinton as his Secretary ... of State. Secretary of State. Just because she's a woman ... what? What did you think I was trying to say? Did you think I was saying that Hillary Rodham Clinton shouldn't be in public office because she's a woman? No, it's because she's Hillary Rodham Clinton. She's actually very qualified because she looks like Madeline Albright. And I think I'd rather have her than John Kerry - no wait. It's a toss up. Anyway, on to the news: we got a new chair.