Wednesday, July 18, 2007

BURLY POTTY TRAINING CAMP


At the request of our loyal readers, B-U-R-L-Y-F-A-M-I-L-Y is offering a one week potty training seminar for only $5,500.00 for the week - all meals included. This camp will take place July 23, 2007 through July 27, 2007 with a fun day for the children and their families on July 28, 2007. Hurry and sign-up. Spaces are limited. And if you act now, you'll get a free potty monkey (we don't have one, I found this image on the internet). Your child will be as potty trained as our boy, Sam. This means your child will learn to:

1.) Make it to the potty well over 75% of the time.
2.) Insist that you read him/her a book every time he/she poops.
3.) Create a big stink (pun intended) every morning when you tell him/her that "it's time to go potty before breakfast."
4.) Use five times the amount of hand soap necessary following each potty episode.
5.) Yell at his or her sibling if they try to venture into the bathroom during the potty episode.
6.) Almost always tell you "not yet" when asked whether he/she has to use the potty.

So, if these six outcomes are appealing to you, then sign-up for your spot at camp today. Spaces are limited.

5 comments:

AGrahl said...

Boy oh boy, I was all set to sign up, before you let the cat out of the bag the you didn't actually have the potty monkey.

Can you teach Christina to go potty?

B-U-R-L-Y said...

Absolutely ... for the $5,500.00. Remember, there are no guarantees ... we just do the training part.

Douglas Buehrle said...

Hey,
Forget the kids I think I could personally benefit from such training. Can you also cure potty mouth?
Dad

Jenny said...

DANG IT... I'm too late!

B-U-R-L-Y said...

To my readers ... I can't post new posts anymore (until I find some alternative location/internet access) ... just letting you know ...